smart or smart ass

Gus "I never post on Facebook" Chung(lund) already posted this on his Facebook, thus making it redundant, but it warrants a blog post anyhow. This evening Little Miss J was being her wild little self jumping on the couch, which is typically frowned upon in the Chunglund household. When told not to jump, she replied that she was "hopping," and when asked not to hop she claimed she "ribbit." Finally, when I thought we had exhausted all versions of jumping, hopping and the like - the following occurred:

Me: Are we supposed to jump on the couch?
J: No.
Me: Are we supposed to hop on the couch?
J: No
Me: Are we supposed to ribbit on the couch?
J: No
(Little Miss J starts jumping on the couch again)
Me: What are you doing?
J: Up and down
(Gus laughing his head off from the kitchen)

I am clearly in over my head. The video below was taken subsequent to the previous verbal exchange.