election 2012

If you are still undecided, you could always vote for Super Bunny.

Super Bunny has a super crush on Elmo, so Big Bird and all his PBS friends can rest easy. She's on a mission to make this nation a better place one adorable act at a time. She tends to be a bit on the conservative side. She was recently heard singing "bye bye Bama" to the tune of La Bamba but she may have been unduly influenced (ahem GUS). Offers of Jelly Bellys, Max & Ruby, or iPad however, do wonders in appealing to her bipartisan nature. Latest polls, and by polls I mean Facebook "likes," indicate that her approval ratings are quite high.

this photo alone garnered 30+ likes

Plus, her presidential running mate is the one and only Carl Rove. Always there to lick your face, fetch a ball, or chase a squirrel. All useful qualities in a VP.

Super Bunny's positions on most issues can be summarized as "like" or "no like." We, as her campaign managers, like to keep her platform simple: 

1. Don't hit/bite people
2. If you can't manage No. 1, at least say you're sorry if you hurt someone
3. Listen to your expert advisors (aka Mom and Dad)
4. Wear shoes and pants when going outside
5. Say "please" and "thank you"
6. Dance everyday
7. Take turns
8. No monkeys jumping on the bed!

So if you think that hitting/biting people is BAD and no monkeys jumping on your bed is GOOD, then Super Bunny might be the candidate for you!

VOTE SUPER BUNNY! This message is endorsed by the Chunglund Party.