seriously, carl?

When we moved to Arizona I bought Carl this water bowl. For the first week or so, it was great. I only had to refill it once or twice and Carl could have all the water he wanted. Well, it's come to my attention that he's scared of the water bowl. Like one of those office water coolers, it makes a big GLUG when it refills the bowl. The noise freaks him out and he'll sort of cower and run away. I later noticed that he would stand as absolutely far away from the bowl as possible and still be able to put his nose and mouth in there to drink. Then he would quick run away when he was finished. Last night I noticed that he has now taken to drinking out of the toilet because he's so scared of his water bowl. Seriously, Carl? I knew I had a scaredy cat of a puppy, but really? My dog is so scared of his water bowl that he drinks out of the toilet. FML.